The Joy of the Office

Sippet of an email sent to some friends the other day;

> Am sitting in the office today and the annoyingly loud lady who has
> been on the phone ALL DAY just took a call from her child, this is how
> it went;
>
> "Your friends say I am a what? What's a MILF*?"
>
> "OH MY LORD"
>
> The whole room could hear. I nearly spat my coffee out.
>
> Now we are being treated to her berating her child for being untidy.
> Joy.

Here's the wikipedia definition of MILF (probably NSFW) for those also ignorant of American Pie.